Signs of Cupidity Free PDF Download

Youd think that basically being in charge of love would be an epic job, right? Wrong. Sure, I can blow some Lust into peoples faces and watch the show, but I cant actually participate. It gets old, trust me. Same goes for love. I can pass it out like sugar-free lollipops at a dentists office, but I cant get any love for myself. It totally sucks. I used to consider myself a hopeless romantic, so why wouldnt I choose to become a cupid? Sounds like a good idea, right? Wrong again. They dont call us stupid cupids for nothing. Im stuck in this never-ending afterlife where Im invisible, lonely, and bitter as hell. And yeah, Im probably responsible for some terrible matchmaking out there. Sorry, not sorry. All my bad cupiding might be why I was exiled from the human realm. You can only do so much before the cupid bosses get all huffy. Unfortunately, my bitterness carried over into the new realm, and then I attacked a fae prince with Love Arrows. Accidentally. Okay, not accidentally. But hey, he deserved it. What I didnt expect was for him to retaliate and hit my ass with some crazy magic mojo strong enough to push me into the physical realm. Whoa. Thats right. This cupid just got a real body. And you know what that means...Now, its my turn to get some. Love, I mean. Get your head out of the gutter. Wink, wink bitches. Authors Note: This is a medium-burn reverse harem story. It includes explicit language and sexual situations. Intended for audiences 18 years and older. As this is a series, there will be a cliffhanger.