Chapters from My Autobiography

Prefatory Note .—Mr. Clemens began to write his autobiography many years ago, and he continues to add to it day by day. It was his original intention to permit no publication of his memoirs until after his death; but, after leaving "Pier No. 70," he concluded that a considerable portion might now suitably be given to the public. It is that portion, garnered from the quarter-million of words already written, which will appear in this Review during the coming year. No part of the autobiography will be published in book form during the lifetime of the author.— Editor N. A. R. CONTENTS CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—I. INTRODUCTION. I. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—II. II. III. IV. V. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—III. VI. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—IV. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—V. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—VI. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—VII. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—VIII. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—IX. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—X. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XI. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XII. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XIII. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XIV. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XV. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XVI. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XVII. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XVIII. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XIX. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XX. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XXI. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XXII. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XXIII. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XXIV. CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—XXV. NORTH AMERICAN REVIEW No. DXCVIII. SEPTEMBER 7, 1906 CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.—I. [1] BY MARK TWAIN. INTRODUCTION. I intend that this autobiography shall become a model for all future autobiographies when it is published, after my death, and I also intend that it shall be read and admired a good many centuries because of its form and method—a form and method whereby the past and the present are constantly brought face to face, resulting in contrasts which newly fire up the interest all along, like contact of flint with steel. Moreover, this autobiography of mine does not select from my life its showy episodes, but deals mainly in the common experiences which go to make up the life of the average human being, because these episodes are of a sort which he is familiar with in his own life, and in which he sees his own life reflected and set down in print. The usual, conventional autobiographer seems to particularly hunt out those occasions in his career when he came into contact with celebrated persons, whereas his